Only in Dreams
posted by on July 13 at 9:15 AM
I have the most fucked-up dreams ever. Seriously. And it isn’t rare for musicians to make their way into my head in the middle of the night to appear in these chaotic little stories. I think I work too much.
Anyways, last night’s epidosde, while tame in comparison, was still sorta odd as it starred an artist I haven’t listened to (or thought about, really), for a long time. I was at my parents house, we were fighting, and so I was up in my old room avoiding them. My cell phone kept ringing over and over again, but I would never answer it. I finally looked at it and the caller ID flashed “Neil Young calling.” Mr. Young left me over 900 messages because apparently he wanted me to fly to LA so I could review his show. He said (no joke) “We need someone to come down to write about this show. And it could be you, if you ever got it together and picked up your phone, little girrrrrrlie!” He sounded a lot like Ted Nugent, now that I think about it. So weird.
There was also that time Rivers Cuomo chased me through the streets because I wouldn’t give him his CD back…
Please tell me I’m not the only one being haunted by rockstars.

nature fact of the day: i only band i dream about is the aquabats.
I had a dream once that I was Nikki Sixx. I overdosed, and then came back from the dead and continued on a general path of self-destruction. This may or may not have been influenced by the fact I was reading The Dirt at the time.
I dreamed that Thurston Moore and I moved in together the other day. Somehow, both my boyfriend and Kim Gordon were ok with this.
I just had a dream this morning about Michael Gira being in front of me in line at the grocery store. He was hiding the basket and I was trying to look at what he was buying. I kept thinking it was a bottle of whisky but never got a good look. - This was the current Gira with the hat and suspenders and everything, not the drunken bedsheet-underwear Gira.
Not a musician, but a few days ago I dreamt my friend was getting it on with Jennifer Aniston in the next room and me and some other people were sitting on the couch saying, "Man, they are really going at it!"
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