Honestly, we’re not trying to inflame our dear readers, we’re just seriously slammed today. There’s this little festival called Bumbershoot that requires us to write up nine zillion different bands…and today is deadline day. Everyone’s eating at their desk, Segal keeps reaching for more aspirin, and Megan and I are swearing even more than usual. So please forgive us, and if you can’t, then at least enjoy this ridiculous video of Kelly Clarkson on stage with a metal band, acting like the trashy rock slut I always hoped she was: