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Monday, October 23, 2006

Charo, Charo, Charo!

posted by on October 23 at 12:45 PM

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That’s right, motherfuckers! The one and only queen of coochie Charo—who’s rocked guest spots on everything from The Love Boat to The Brady Bunch Variety Hour to The Simple Life—will be bringing her act to the the Skagit Valley Casino Resort for two shows on April 5, 2007.

If her hilarious persona, fabulous outfits, and ample bosom aren’t enough to tempt you to the Skagit, allow me to remind you that Charo is the Eddie Van Halen of flamenco guitar. Her stunningly fierce musical ability has been her secret weapon for over 10,000 years, and anyone with functional eyes and ears would be a fool to miss her. Tickets go on sale November 4 through Ticketmaster.

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Anyone with functional eyes and ears would be a fool to miss her? Aren't you forgetting something? The word GAY should be in there. As in, "Anyone functional eyes and ears and lots of super duper gay friends would be a fool to miss her"

Posted by corrections | October 23, 2006 8:52 PM
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Actually, the non-gay commenter Fnarf had this to say on Slog:

Just when her coochie-mama routine has you thinking her bra is the most serious part of her act, she sets fire to those nylon strings like you can't believe. Then you start to understand that Charo is a stone genius, and one of the funniest and most talented entertainers ever.

I'm sure being gay helps—being gay always helps, unless you want equal rights or something—but it's not mandatory.

Posted by David Schmader | October 24, 2006 4:39 PM

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