Anyone with functional eyes and ears would be a fool to miss her? Aren't you forgetting something? The word GAY should be in there. As in, "Anyone functional eyes and ears and lots of super duper gay friends would be a fool to miss her"
Actually, the non-gay commenter Fnarf had this to say on Slog:
Just when her coochie-mama routine has you thinking her bra is the most serious part of her act, she sets fire to those nylon strings like you can't believe. Then you start to understand that Charo is a stone genius, and one of the funniest and most talented entertainers ever.
I'm sure being gay helps—being gay always helps, unless you want equal rights or something—but it's not mandatory.
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