Belle and Sebastian would qualify as "gay" and "Christian" too. Hey Megan, look! I mentioned Belle and Sebastian again!

Waitasecond -- "Queen" is secretly GAY? Who knew?

Ah, poor Morton Subotnick, maker of the masterpiece "Touch." He must be the most misspelled composer of our time, though Scelsi gets munged too.

And I suspect "Merzbau" should denote noise artist Merzbow (Masami Akita), not Schwitters' work.

Kansas is gay? Dust in the wind?

Did Cyndi Lauper go Christian on us?

i think there should be a catagory for "liked by the gays, but not 'gay'".

bjork is married with 2 children. i think we can take her off the "gay" list

but yes, string cheese incident is "gay", but not in the good way.

First of all, should little Christian children be listening to "She Bop"? Last I checked, "She Bop" was all about masturbation.

"They say I better get a chaperone/Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone."

Also, Belle & Sebastian should be on the list just because NO ONE should listen to them.

Mayonnaise, however, is appropriate for both gays and Christians.

How could they neglect to include Wham!? Or did the exclamation point and the lyric "You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day" render that a foregone conclusion for Jesus freaks?

but they left off PANSY DIVISION and PROPAGHANDI...but maybe punk rock still isn't as popular as we think.

and isn't Morrissey "a-sexual"...maybe that is why he is listed as "questionable".

You all realize this is a joke, right? If listening to Subotnik [sic] and Ravi Shankar (that's comedy gold right there!) will make you gay, I'd be going to The Cuff every weekend.

bjork isn't the only 'not gay' artist on
that list.. not that it really matters..

You guys! Keep up the discussion here, but don't forget to submit (hilarious) corrections to the official list. From the Love God's Way website:

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.

This is certainly amusing, but let's keep things in perspective. As zany as those fundies get, this site appears to be phony. It launched along with a website for the Christian-indie-rock band "Evening Service" (double entendre duly noted), a couple of corresponding myspace pages, and, best of all, a video from the band, fronted by the pink polo-wearking, alleged ex-gay youth minister.

www.thestranger.com/blog/2007/01/god_hates_a_fag

How does that make it phony? The fact that it comes from an "ex-gay" christian rock band certainly makes it more ridiculous but not necessarily less sincere.

Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)

Dude, come on. This should not be taken seriously.

Reformed Oscar Wilde indeed (he died gayer than Ted Haggard). And beyond that, check out the link to Dan Savage's post and the long list of comments detailing the hoax. Don't get me wrong -- it's funny and fairly clever. But it's a fake.

If you'd rather not dig through those comments, here's the short list: there's a rosary on the "evangelical" website, there's no proper contact info for this de-gaying ministry, the ministry logo riffs on an HIV charity's logo, and, as mentioned above, the band is called "Evening Service" (!). "To enter heaven, there's no back door." Take that, Oscar Wilde.

i am so glad bobby conn made the gay list