Guilty Pleasure Yes, I Am Ashamed.
posted by on January 31 at 14:37 PM
I am giving myself up. I am the untouchable from whose lips escaped the words, “Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon,” before I could stop myself, and after which Christopher would not let me take them back.
I would like to say something in my defense, but everything I’ve thought of doesn’t really help. I have been with my man so long, we don’t listen to music anymore. For a while, we had some very funny times putting on random radio stations and seeing who would crack first under the hilarious pressure of some weird top-40 or oldies song or Diane Rehm show, but we stopped that, too. This makes me sound and feel very sad. (Patrick, are you listening? We have to improve ourselves.) (Is this TMI?)
For now, I will receive the lashes. Or worse, I will receive no lashes because my choice is so boring. The humanity.
Diane Rehm show
Insert (ho) double entendre here (or there, if you prefer).
I constantly have the theme from "Saturday Night Fever" running through my head, so nothing more is needed.
On another note, I'm surprised at the whiteness of the Stranger staff's selections. What, no James Brown? No P-Funk? For crying out loud, no R. Kelly?
No good sexin' has ever been done to the strains of Bikini Kill, that's for damn sure.
Don't beat yourself up over it, I probably picked Dark Side Of The Moon too.
I'm surprised at the whiteness of the Stranger staff's selections
really?
and what kinda narcoleptic fuck do you have to Eric's Trip? jesus.
off top:
sleepy's theme (s/t)
platinum pied pipers triple p
marvin gaye i want you
donny hathaway greatest hits
leon ware musical massage
#4 - Lar, my original answer was the narcoleptic choice, featured in the post "if I liked the person".... but CRUNK HITS #3 "if it was a one-night stand"
still snowy whiteness, I know.
It's got to be Funkadelic's s/t LP or any of the early Meters albums or Miles' On the Corner (for real) or, to be obvious, D'Angelo's Voodoo.
But props to whoever chose Loveless.
Sigur Rós = flaccidity
Silent Flaccidity.
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