Comments on Mika Live

Wow, that's like Elton John rolled up in Freddie Mercury sandwich.

Have you seen his website! It's a technicolor dreamscape! I think you need to be high to look at it! Pretty!

http://www.mikasounds.com/us/

This is a joke right? Enough already. He's like Elton John 'cause he plays the piano and Freddie Mercury 'cause he does falsetto? Whatever. I think he'd be better suited perched on a hurdy gurdy man's shoulder with a tin can begging for spare change. Oh, look at the funny little monkey! Eek! Eek!

Dan, why don't you just come out and say you want to fuck this guy...the music ain't that great bro.

Well, I listen to Grace Kelly on my iPod, so I can't see Mika, so...

And I've been listening to Queen a lot lately, and I didn't want to fuck Freddie when he was alive, so...

I like the song. Yes, I'd like to fuck the living shit out of Mika. But I like the song. And there are plenty of guys in bands I'd like to fuck whose music I can't stand. If "wanna fuck you" was all I had to feel about someone to dig his music, my musical tastes would be a lot broader than they are.

Oh, and I love Sondheim, and I don't want to fuck him, so...

pretty gay...