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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Not So Smooth

posted by on February 22 at 12:03 PM

A woman was busted at the UW Odegaard Undergraduate Library for listening to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal”.

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Apparently, any Michael Jackson released after Thriller is now illegal.

Her headphones may have been a little too loud. She moonwalked and then threw her hat.

The police presence may also have been due to the meth crystals that were in her pocket.

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In the display of other items recovered from her pockets was a copied cassette of Fugazi’s 1993 - In on the Kill Taker.

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Any copies of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me"?

Posted by MJ | February 22, 2007 12:19 PM
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2 cop cars? Good thing we need 2 cop cars for this lady.

Just a suggestion for the officers: Get the fuck out of the library and go bust some real drug dealers.

Ever heard of the Central District or Aurora or Rainier Ave?

Posted by Doughnut | February 22, 2007 12:32 PM
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Actually, there may have been some Wall of Voodoo in there. You know, "Mexican Radio."

Posted by trent moorman | February 22, 2007 12:47 PM
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holy shit...a bootleg cassette copy of a Fugazi record...man, if the RIAA finds out about that shit she'll prolly get sued for a few grand and/or sent to jail...along with anyone who did the taping.

HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC.

Posted by nipper | February 22, 2007 1:00 PM
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nobody can listen to michael jackson anymore what is the world coming to trent how was the show last night

Posted by rafael | February 22, 2007 1:08 PM
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The cop on the left looks like he's about to backhand her. And the one on the right sitting, a true intimidation machine.

If only she had been listening to 'Beat It.'

Posted by quad | February 22, 2007 1:19 PM
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The 2 cop cars do seem excessive. Imagine that, cops being excessive. All crack / meth addicts are now terrorists, you know.

I like how that one girl is still studying or working on the computer like nothing's going on. Just your daily Michael Jackson Meth Show at the library.

Posted by tito | February 22, 2007 1:50 PM
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seriously did they really need 2 cops look at the one on the right he is just siting in the chair is he supposed to be doing something.

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