News Traditional Means Crack
posted by on February 9 at 12:59 PM
Traditional, Christian America is on crack.
Proof, look at this book of sheet music - Wedding Music - Instrumental Keyboard Solo:
“Classical, contemporary Christian, and traditional favorites. Arrangements for the piano and organ as well as some additional parts for a C instrument. Spiral-bound.”
Here are some of the selections:
How Beautiful
With All My Heart
Make Us One
Bind Us Together
Cherish The Treasure
Greensleeves
I Love You Truly
Love Will Be Our Home
O Perfect Love
Cherish the Treasure? The connotations here are blatantly crack ridden.
Whoever wrote that was on crack. Whoever plays it is on crack. Whoever likes it is on crack. And whoever wants it at their wedding is on crack. It’s all crack. We need help.
Now I’m going to put on some of Eazy-E’s, Eazy-Duz-It, and calm myself down.
Clearly, crack.
I much prefer Eazy's NWA stuff. Much more calming.
Trent, give up crack. go back to Charlie's Church. All is forgiven.
You really are Buddy Holly, aren't you? Are you living as the phantom in the basement of the 5th ave?
Tanta
that shite music is enough to make anyone wanna bust a cap... (;-D)
over twenty years ago, one of my favorite friends walked the aisle to devo's corporate theme... now THAT'S romantic!!! (;-D)
I know somebody that walked the isle to White Wedding. Devo would have been better.
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