Last Night Nachos Crash Crocodile
posted by on March 9 at 14:54 PM
Epic disco dance porn duo the Nachos appeared at the Crocodile last night. Their press release read:
“THURSDAY, MARCH 8TH AT THE CROCODILE CAFE IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. THE NACHOS WILL APPEAR WITH VERY SPECIAL GUESTS JUCIFER AND THE RUBY DOE”
Helmet and D-Lab are their names, and their act is a fantasia of movement and sound. They had little Honeytone amps, an iPod, and a keyboard around their waists. Through the cold wind and rain of Belltown, the Nachos maintained and spread the mobile love of their party.
Only when we arrived at the Crocodile did I find out they weren’t actually on the bill. They were crashing someone’s show. They made posters and everything, and it wasn’t even their show.
Here’s footage:
Those two look like trouble!
I like the lady that says, 'Can I use yo phone.'
This is absolutely beautiful, the whole thing.
They must have frozen their asses off.
Those two are fucking morons. What the hell? Who cares? those pieces of shit are probably the same dumb asses who wear the skull masks in Ballard. But, this is The Stranger music blog, so, they are probably members of Girl Talk.
Dutch, lets see u strap an amp onto your belt, walk through the cold and rain with no shirt on, and take your dance party to the people. Lets see u love somebody, Dutch. Are you too tough to love, Dutch?
The Nachos are pure f*cking magic. MAAA-GIC.
See them live. Seeing is believing.
I admit I am to tough to love, and im sure this is some Capitol Hill crap, but crashing a show? lame. and the other people in video, lame. calling something gay is lame. except cellphone lady, she rules. one of those jackasses is a capitolhillbilly, i bet.
dutchy, what does this have to do w/ cap hill? are dance parties not instigated across the nation, or world for that matter? are you against all dancing? i'll love you, dutch. let's crash a party or a show, and get nude, just you and me.
Personally, my favorite person was the guy who says he's elated.
Anybody speak German? I'd love to know what the German dude is saying.
those are def the dudes that stole my quaaludes and chain wallet
The Nachos are state of the art entertainment.
nice fucking scoop, trent! those dudes are classic - way to be on the scene.
thats not german
There went another five minutes of my life I'll never get back.
What language is it then? I thought it was german too.
Usually I don't like this kind of thing. But I have to say I laughed my fucking ass off watching this. I am now a Nachos fan. I love it when people get mega dorky.
And who's pissed cause their being morons? Isn't that the point.
"Who are you supposed to be?"
"like being raped by an elf" - that is CLASSIC.
CUT --ME-- F'N LOOOOSSEE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The Nachos are the shiny emeralds of Washington State. D-LAB and HELMET "2-0-sickness!!"
Do I have to be huffing something for this to be funny?
Nachos are Seattle notables. I wish they had worn their thongs. Guess it was raining and cold.
Sure, ....., go ahead and huff. You'll think it's funny then. But don't forget that you will need to huff when you see them live too. Like studying for a test drunk. You gotta take the test drunk too.
Notables? they suck. spend your doing anything else but watch that crap. Huffing yes.
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