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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Sounds Great When You’re Drunk

posted by on March 15 at 14:08 PM

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On Monday, Megan Seling wrote about her love for Dramarama’s “Anything, Anything,” with the post inspiring this comment from Explorer:

I think that song is best enjoyed under the influence.

I think I know exactly what Explorer is talking about, as there are a number of songs I can’t be bothered with, unless I’m drunk, when they become the greatest songs in the world.

Mile-wide melodies and stupid lyrics sung passionately seems to be the main motif. Among my drunk-song Hall of Fame: Oasis’ “Wonderwall,” Def Leppard’s “Photograph,” and Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

Of course, all good music sounds better when you’re lit, but booze’s magical power to turn negligible songs into blockbusters is one of it’s prime attractions. Thank you, booze.

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That picture is awesome.

The Cars, "Who's gonna drive you hoooome tonight?" is that song for me. But I also like it sober so I don't know if that counts.

Posted by trent moorman | March 15, 2007 2:28 PM
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"Turn Me Loose" or "The Kid Is Hot Tonight" from Loverboy are my pics!

Posted by joshuuuua | March 15, 2007 2:57 PM
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Weed makes everything muuuuch better!

Posted by elswinger | March 15, 2007 3:01 PM
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Anything by Jackie Hell. One of Jackie's song's made my Mom literally pee a little in her pants. What my MOM was doing at a Pho Bang, is a whole 'nother story....

Posted by KELLY O | March 15, 2007 3:30 PM
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This is going to get me rejected from ever being thought of as cool, but, for me the song that embodies this situation is "Long Neck Bottle" by Garth Brooks. Horribly terribly vomit inducing when I'm sober, sung at the top of my voice for the world to hear when I'm drunk.

Posted by The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town | March 15, 2007 4:38 PM
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Ooh, rowdy country anthems! I won't admit I like 'em in the daylight, but get me drunk and I can really belt out Garth's "Friends in Low Places."

Hmmm... for me, a sing-a-long chorus seems the ticket when I'm plastered. I love "Sympathy for the Devil." I can shout the woo-ooh's all night long. Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" is great drunk or sober, but when I'm drunk I'll keep on screaming sha-la-la-la la-la-la la-la-la-lah-di-dah.

Posted by Lark Hawk | March 15, 2007 4:47 PM
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weed always helped me, been years tho' since I had a toke tho'...drunk...it helps me none. I get excited to hear songs I know, but good shit. nothing embarrassing, like bon jovi or...like Garth Brooks? eep.

Posted by nipper | March 15, 2007 4:50 PM
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Hey, hey, I thought we were in the trust tree here. I'm not proud of the fact that I sing along to Garth Brooks. As a matter of fact, I'm quite ashamed. It's just the bad song I like when drunk.

Posted by The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town | March 15, 2007 4:57 PM
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Let's see, here's a list of things I sometimes do when I'm drunk:

1. like a Garth Brooks song
2. hit on my friend's wife
3. throw up and miss the toilet
4. fall down

Posted by Lark Hawk | March 15, 2007 5:36 PM
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I agree about "Drive." It's a pleasure to sing. Even better is to Karaoke along with the video. Aside from his sexy voice, Benjamin Orr was hot, hot, hot. First album aside, I was never the world's biggest Cars fan, but I'm so sorry he's no longer with us.

Posted by Kathy Fennessy | March 15, 2007 5:45 PM
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Women of a certain age (or of a certain era) seem to have a thing for Benjamin Orr. Which is funny, because it's kind of a 80s band version of a dog whistle: guys generally thought The Cars were ok, if a bit "quirky"; the girls were all "Yeah, but the bass player is hot!" To which the guys responded, "The Cars have a bass player?" Total music geeks aside, I've yet to meet a guy who knew his name but lots of women seem to.

To get back to the topic: Judas Priest, "Living After Midnight" or (especially) "You've Got Another Thing Coming." Scorpions "Rock You Like a Hurricane" Also anything by Kiss. Which is funny, because I have never owned any of those albums/songs (or really any metal of any sort). But they're great when you're drunk. Only trouble is they also make you want to get in your car and drive, fast.

Posted by Joe | March 15, 2007 8:53 PM
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"Women of a certain age"? Ouch, that hurts. I mean, you may have a point and all, but still... Click here for the video: http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=18771&fr=

Total 1980s cheese, but *damn.*

Posted by Kathy Fennessy | March 15, 2007 11:28 PM
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Sweet Caroline, by Neil Diamond is the BEST when hammered. It's is fine when sober, but really gets good after a lot of liquor. Baa Baa Baaaaa

Posted by 2ft tall monkey man | March 16, 2007 7:58 AM
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Also, a Fairytale of New York by the Pogues. People only like it when they are drunk...

Posted by 2ft tall monkey man | March 16, 2007 7:59 AM
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i discourage trying this, but my friend was told by a friend's boyfriend that "family tree" by belle and sebastian becomes the best song ever when you're on ecstasy. my friend tried it and agreed.

Posted by josh | March 16, 2007 10:20 AM
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I love "Fairytale of New York" when I'm sober. I mean, I only like it December, and especially if it's snowing, but I can still like it sober. Just sayin'.

Posted by Megan Seling | March 16, 2007 10:24 AM

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