??!! The Sad Unravelling Of Foxy Brown
posted by March 2 at 11:10 AMon
It’s easy to get swept up in all the head-shaving, rehabbing, fallen-woman antics of Britney Spears, but in all the excitement, let us not forget the equally hilarious, though less chart-topping human train-wreck that is Foxy Brown. NME reports today that the rapper is not going to jail, but merely returning to her probation after her latest run-in with the law. Let’s recap:
-Last October, Foxy Brown assaulted two New York City nail salon employees over a $20 manicure.
-She was sentenced to 3 years probation and anger management classes.
-Four months into probation, Ms Brown was arrested in Florida (violating probation by leaving the NY state) “after an altercation over hair glue with the owner of a beauty supply store.”
-Now she’s back on probation. Hopefully she has finally had her hair and nails done to her satisfaction.