??!! The Sad Unravelling Of Foxy Brown
posted by on March 2 at 11:10 AM
It’s easy to get swept up in all the head-shaving, rehabbing, fallen-woman antics of Britney Spears, but in all the excitement, let us not forget the equally hilarious, though less chart-topping human train-wreck that is Foxy Brown. NME reports today that the rapper is not going to jail, but merely returning to her probation after her latest run-in with the law. Let’s recap:
-Last October, Foxy Brown assaulted two New York City nail salon employees over a $20 manicure.
-She was sentenced to 3 years probation and anger management classes.
-Four months into probation, Ms Brown was arrested in Florida (violating probation by leaving the NY state) “after an altercation over hair glue with the owner of a beauty supply store.”
-Now she’s back on probation. Hopefully she has finally had her hair and nails done to her satisfaction.
I'm on Foxy's side. You got to have the shit done right. The only alternative is assault.
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