Upcoming Update Update
posted by March 29 at 16:28 PMon
Some more details for anyone who was tantalized by this poster yesterday.
The night is called Bang Bang, not Go Go Bang Bang, and not only will there be go go dancers, there will be five different types of go go dancers, so says one of the night’s promoters, Michael Yuasa. They are:
(3) Buff Dude
(4) Sailor Type
(5) Emo Boy (“but oh so cute under black hoodie”)
They will be “dancing on the bar and getting sweaty for everyone. In fact we probably should have named it Sweat.”
Mmm, delicious sweat. Now! Here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna have a poll here on Line Out on Sunday morning for you to vote for your favorite go go dancer at Bang Bang. It’s easy to be hot in a black hoodie, but Sailor Type? I hope you’re working on some original moves, because you have some gaynormous cliches working against you.
The rest of the dancers? Work out extra hard, too, because commenters around here are vicious. (But also pretty horny.)
(Confidential to any of the dancers: If you want to review the crowd for Line Out—like, a review of the night from your perspective—email firstname.lastname@example.org.)
Now please enjoy this picture of some guy licking the Bang Bang poster: