??!! Keith Richards Loves to Snort Daddy
posted by April 3 at 14:23 PMon
According to the Associated Press, Keith Richards has recently admitted to snorting his cremated father.
“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”
I will now leave you with your vomit, and this terrifying picture of what happens to you if you snort your own dad.