Last Night Promises Promises
posted by on April 1 at 18:06 PM
The first installment of the new gayish dance night Bang Bang at the Baltic Room was pretty much a raging success—packed, hopping, sweaty, friendly, drunken. A blur, really.
The only thing: Those go go dancers that were promised? Um, not so much. Oh, sure, there were go go dancers, all go-go-ing it up, but Bang Bang, you promised us go go dancers in these five specific roles: Bear, Twink, Buff Dude, Sailor Type, and Emo Boy in a Black Hoodie. What did you give us? Guy in His Underwear, Guy in His Underwear, Guy in His Underwear, Guy in His Underwear, and Guy in His Underwear. Occasionally a cowboy hat or a pair of suspenders was involved. Why’d you have to go and let us down like that? Why couldn’t you just go all the way? So Seattle of you.
On Friday, we here at Line Out got the tech department to build a poll gadget so that, on Sunday morning, everyone could come on here and vote for Bear, Twink, Buff Dude, Sailor Type, or Emo Boy in a Black Hoodie. Then I came home last night and canceled the poll since there really was no difference between your go go dancers, and therefore no point in a poll.
The way to make it up to us? Go EXTRA wild with go go types next time. Put some effort into it. Think of good ones… Space Needle Elevator Operator… Twice Sold Tales Shopper… The Pope… Iraqi Insurgent… Man Who’s Been Hit By a Car…
DO IT.
There was a twink.......come on you gotta admit that, but in all honesty your right,,,,,,, there was not a bear dancer and we looked really really hard for one,,,,,,ANY Suggestions? or Leads?
P.S. Your a twink!
o.k. being one of the gogo boys myself, all i have to say is that we tried our hardest to please you, and by the turn out and the money being shoved into our underwear, i think we did a pretty good job. Now i understand the let down, but really? who is going to wear a black hoodie dancing on a box with no a/c and a small space packed with people.. oh. outfits were planned, but an hour into dancing, the outfits had to go.
Hey, Go Go Boy -- send me an email if you care to blog next week's Bang Bang from the go-go boy's perspective. Savage@thestranger.com.
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