"Leopard Print and Bad Tattoos"

That'll be the name of the VH1 biography movie they make about her when she dies of vomit asphyxiation next week.

Oh, and every time *I* look, I don't see an aged Ballard hipster, I see the scariest fuckin' drag queen I've ever seen in my life.

why must the aging hipster be from ballard? bad tattoos and pomps are everywhere. when i lived on capitol hill, there was a gal in my apt. building that looked like amy winehouse's twin.

ZING!

Whut-wo, we got hipsters hating on hipsters.

Maybe we should settle this Sharks and Jets style in a way that only hipsters know how: Kickball tournament!

Ballard is just where hipsters move when they get old and decide to marry, buy a house, and have kids. It's about real estate. But yes, bad tattoos and betty paige affectations are universal.

Don't knock the Ballrd senior circuit. You'll be there yourself someday.

Yes, but I won't be in leopard print.

Ballard is where the Americana Preservationist Society of America's Seattle chapter is headquartered; bad tattoos, dumb looking scooters, and lots of pompadour grease.

Yeah, but what's wrong with that? I think she's cute. I would like do the sexy time with her.

Aged Ballard hipster....that's a bad thing?

Yeah, I don't care what you say. I thin she's sexy in that car wreck kind of way.

Yeah, I think car wrecks are sexy. Get the fuck over it.

aged ballard hipsters can get it. twice on sunday.

Last week I called in sick at work so my fave girl and I could go out for breakfast. We ended up at her place, screwing like minxes. That one Amy Winehouse song came on the radio while we were going at it... I already liked it, now I really really love it. If I hear it twenty years from now, it will bring back nice memories.

I'd hit it. Con gusto.

She's not afraid to show off the gray streaks...I dig that...emminently hittable.

ballard: where hipsters go to die.

amy whinehouse looks like a mix between the b-52's, a drag mummy, and my dead grandfathers anus.

Ballard?! Puh-leez. That look is Georgetown to a T. All the ex-hipsters in Ballard have made the transition to yuppie parents [now] trying to cover up their embarrassing ass tattoos that only reveal themselves when bending over to pick up their Mini-Me children/props. Hey, why doesn't someone open an ass tattoo joint for tots in Ballard?

she's either dirty hot or just hobo dirty. one thing i do know is i do NOT wanna mess with that bee hive dangerously sitting atop her head, cleverly disguised by hair. i've never been stung

Please. I'd rather look like a fascinating trainwreck with Tina Turner legs and Diana-Ross-in-the-backseat-at-6-am hair when I age than pull this aging hipster crap I tried when I moved to Ballard:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lifeasart/147464123/

I'm usually wrong, but I remain convinced that dame (or at least her stylist) knows preCISEly what she's doing, and it's all a brilliant marketing scheme to keep you looking and buying her whiskey. Someone knows that hobo dirty in real life can translate to dirty hot in photographs. Smart and frightening.

Hipsters, former/ex or current, can't typically afford to buy real estate in Ballard. Grandy, "they" go to die/breed in West Seattle, White Center, Georgetown, Burien, Ranier Valley, um...Fife, even TACOMA. The Ballard cliche' c.'95 (around that time, those that could afford to move, left for West Seattle/Ballard when rents on the hill jumped well beyond working class reach) has long since disappeared, now Ballard is overpriced and middle/upper class just like the rest of the city...the chubby, greasy teds and their fat girlfriends just come to visit. And, BTW, the teds/gear heads were never "hip."

grandy, some of your best buds are aging ballard hipsters!

she's also incredibly ana versus most ballard rockabillies, who tend to be on the rolly side yo. and who yes, moved away from ballard years ago when it got unaffordable.

She's 23 years old*, that ain't aging, and its more than just whisky.

*according to her bios, she may have chopped 35 years off, setting the celebrity age lie record.

She's beautiful

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