News Pornsas – The Mystic of Black
posted by on May 2 at 10:40 AM
Minneapolis to Kansas City. There’s a lot of porn out here.
The United States has been taken over by porn.
Kansas doesn’t even exist anymore. It’s Pornsas now. Forget Al-Qaeda, schools are being turned into Adult Stores. The gels and daring neon colors are the new threat.
I started taking pictures of condom dispensers, here are a few. My favorite is the Blackstudded: “Studded textured surface to enhance sensation with the mystic of Black.”
“The mystic of Black.” That is so good.
And if you’re feeling the need to be exotic, the 4 – Play. Specifically designed for truckers who molested goats when they were 14. Don’t feel guilty any more, the 4 – Play will sleek your mullitude back to suave. Deflate your date and order a latte, it’s the 90’s.
The ice cream cone flavored one is by far the most exotic.
Is the Hugger really unique? I buy these things, but they don't make feel unique or special.
Why is this on Line-Out instead of Slog. I am missing the music reference.
Trent is a drummer on tour with Head Like a Kite. Out on the road, getting taken over by porn and exotic condom colors. That is the music reference.
Tingler Rings are also very musical.
Cool, thanks.
I don't know if I like my condoms to have Aromas.
Ice cream cone flavored rubber is sick.
"Deflate your date and order a latte, it’s the 90’s."
LOL.
trent thats HLAKs next album title.
Beautiful 'Adult Store' pic, Trent. You have an eye. I think there's also 'Porntana' now too.
Tressels rule, by the way.
holy shit, thats hilarious. can't be too careful these days.
holy shit, thats hilarious. can't be too careful these days.
Georgia has the best porn. Wait till you get down there. They also wrestle.
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