Won’t be just ANY night, fucker.

Oh, no.

As you damn well know, tonight The Stranger is hosting the most glorious happening at Neumos…the incomparable Miranda July, Sarah Rudinoff, Fucking In The Streets, et al, reading, singing, and being generally fabulous. You must be there of course. But did you also know that at the exact same time, downstairs, in Neumo’s VIP room (aka “the basement”)…

It’s the return of Fascinator!

The relatively long-running and pop-pop-popular dance night at Vito’s reportedly went tits up a while back, accompanied by some contentious whispers that the venue’s management was totally unthrilled by the idea of the place becoming “a gay hangout”. Apparently, this had a lot to do with Fascinator’s decision to pack up and call it quits.

But Fascinator has just lately emerged gloriously from it’s own ashes, and it is now to be held every Thursday night in the far less homophobic VIP basement of…Neumo’s!

Yes, yes, YES!

As if Miranda July and Sarah Rudinoff (et. al.) weren’t sufficient, you can also skip downstairs to Neumo’s VIP area and dance, dance, dance to the joyful spinnings of DJs TEA BAG, STINKY PINKY and JACK!

UP! DOWN! BOTH events are FREE!

You MUST!