Wired recently ran an article about Linkin Park front-man Chester Bennington, and how someone hacked in to all of his personal information and took control of his life. The piece was supposed to make the reader feel for Bennington and the ordeal he and his wife went through, but I have so much disdain for his band I couldn’t help but cheer the villainous hacker. When it turned out the perpetrator was an insane Linkin Park fan with a homemade shrine in their honor, it became a little less funny.

It got Megan and I thinking though, if you could hack into any star’s life, who would you choose? The hacker in the article didn’t do anything particularly malicious with Bennington’s information, but they had full access to his emails and got to see what his real life was really like. My vote: R. Kelly. I have to know what this man’s day-to-day life is actually like. I have to know of his sexual exploits before the press. I have to know if he is seriously as crazy as he makes himself out to be. I have to solve the mystery that is this man.

The rest of you?