News Morrissey Doesn’t Want Your Dirty Smiths Reunion Money
posted by on August 23 at 12:28 PM
Pitchfork reports today that Morrissey has turned down $75 million for a 50 date Smiths reunion tour. Also, Morrissey’s current solo tour isn’t coming to Seattle. His current solo tour hit Seattle four months ago (jesus, that is a long fucking tour). There is, of course, only one way to deal with this news: mope.
His solo tour already CAME to Seattle about 4 months ago....
What aging, shoe-gazing pansy was going to put up $75m? At this point, this one would pay about $50 to see the Smiths , and the venue would have to be the Gorge or something max 5k. $200/ticket for the Key woud not be happening, and you know Moz would be a dick and play his solo crap anyway. The only hope would be to catch the show where Johnny Marr loses it and whallops him. I can't believe I spent my precious awkward years listening to the Smiths 24/7.
Thank you, Morrissey.
There are too many reunions.
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