From the Washington Post:

RALEIGH, N.C. — Uncle Kracker, a former DJ for Kid Rock, was arrested Friday on a second-degree sex offense charge. Authorities said Kracker was arrested after a 26-year-old woman alleged that he had committed a sexual act against her at a downtown nightclub.

Police detained Kracker, 33, at an Embassy Suites hotel in Raleigh. Kracker, whose real name is Matthew Shafer, was released after a district court judge reduced his bond from $5 million to $75,000.

Kracker’s hits include “When the Sun Goes Down,” a duet with Kenny Chesney.

There are also additional legal proceedings in the works to formally charge Kracker for being involved at all with Kid Rock. Class action.

Those charges might read:

Kid Rock sucks so bad it is illegal. Hereby, henceforth, irrevocably, here ye here ye. Furthermore, because the man sucks so bad, anyone who knowingly engaged or engages in music or performance with him will be prosecuted.

Chesney, you better run, boy. Pamela too.

From the mental flailings of Kid Rock’s “Cowboy Song”:

Well I’m packing up my game and I’m a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp