Line Out - Comments on In Other, Pants-shitting Roy Ayers News... http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news The man himself will play Nectar on Tuesday, October 16! Ayers is a soul-jazz master, one of groove music's great innovators; he provided the bridge between jazz and disco and has been sampled and referenced over and over again... Copyright 2008 Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:13:45 -0800 Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:33:24 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by TJ This is really exciting. I will definitely be there!

]]> TJ http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807022 http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807022 Upcoming Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:56:39 -0800 Comment by June Bee When Chris (local indiepages.com) provided excelent Denton TX hostmanship for TCraft in '96 (crappy house, Full Metal Jacket at 7am, and Butthole Surfer like club and opening bands - Chris is dope promoter/all around amzing boptoes), some duderaver kid in the hackeysack circle was tellin about some phat frequencies that this new jazzospin JD was con-cock-ting. says he, "he knows just the timbre (no scientfxc datum at the time - stone ages these were) to make your BOWELS MOVE."
I would have never gone to Laura veirs' house parties, if it we'rent for indpges.com Man. he's got his ear to the needle

]]> June Bee http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807179 http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807179 Upcoming Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:17:25 -0800 Comment by trent moorman Very cool. I bet a thing or two could be learned from watching this man.

I'll wear diapers.

]]> trent moorman http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807263 http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807263 Upcoming Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:49:28 -0800 Comment by June Bee Symposium art grant proposal: Pampers People

5-10 people
costs: 1. 5-10 sets of Pampers
2. 5-10 xxl s girlie tshirts
3. 5-10 pairs of flip-flops
4. 5-10 nectar admission price
5. 1 Sharpie marker

#2-3 are necessary to be in line with nightclub restrictions. -no shoes no shirt yadda

agenda:
-scrawl "JZ TOLD ME SO" on ass part of diaper.
-assemble costume.
-go to club (wear a purple yankees cap or something to prove you're legit for entry).
-lay on back at the the foot of the stage as a baby would do so in crib.
-during concert, shout out "holla" "whazzup" "praise the lord" etc.
-maintain headbanging (autistic) movements.
***- when Ayers gets really cookin, ya know, "feeding off the audience" and the whole place is erupting like a Gospel hour hoedown, and the need for call and response is greater than ever?
all the Pampers People get in downward dog yoga position and squeeze whoopie cushions to produce microtonal (vox:partch) hormanies.

]]> June Bee Symposium http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807320 http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807320 Upcoming Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:20:59 -0800 Comment by colin anyone ballsy enough to pull off that getup will get a discounted ticket
email me at colin@nectarlounge.com before the show, check in with me that night, if you in fact come "strapped in a pamper"....a half-priced ticket is in order

]]> colin http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807438 http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807438 Upcoming Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:52:33 -0800 Comment by Who Knew? All that and he is Sonic Boom's Nabil Ayers biological dad.

]]> Who Knew? http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807483 http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/09/in_other_pantsshitting_roy_ayers_news#c807483 Upcoming Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:33:24 -0800