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Friday, September 14, 2007

When Kanye West Says He’ll Do Anything for a Blonde Dyke, He Isn’t Kidding

posted by on September 14 at 12:00 PM

So Kanye West was just on The Ellen Degeneres Show.

After acknowledging West’s recent and abrupt absence from a number of scheduled media appearances (David Letterman, one or two others), Ellen offered Kanye sincere thanks for showing up for her show.

Kanye said, “Like I say in ‘Stronger,’ I’ll do anything for a…”

Ellen cracked up. Kanye smiled sweetly. Then he stood and did an allegedly impromptu performance of “Stronger” for the studio audience, a bunch of middle-aged white women outfitted with paper versions of the “Stronger” sunglasses.

When he was done, Ellen hugged him and said, “And I’ll do anything for you.”

It was all so terribly sweet. Really.

Then 50 Cent came out and punched Ellen in the face, then crapped on her chest.

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1

Wait! That wasn't 50. It couldn't have been. 50 Kills people. Are you sure he didn't kill her and then crap on her chest?

Oh yeah, anjoy the ffirstableness:

Kanye West don't care about (most) talkshow hosts!

Had to do it.

Posted by Buy Vitamin Waters | September 14, 2007 12:22 PM
2

aw i thot it was sweet too glad someone blogged about it :)

Posted by stella | September 14, 2007 2:15 PM
3

If that happened, I would empty my entire paycheck on 50 Cent crap. I swear to God.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 14, 2007 2:31 PM

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