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Friday, October 5, 2007

An Open Letter to KISS 106.1

posted by on October 5 at 15:55 PM

Dear KISS 106.1,

I propose that the song “Hot in Herre” by Nelly should, like white shoes, not be played after Labor Day (or whenever we get the last day of warm weather in September, whichever comes later). Playing it now, in October, just as 9 months of cold is starting to settle in on Seattle, is simply cruel. It’s not going to be getting hot in herre (sic) for a very long time. We should be layering, not taking our clothes off. Please, please try to keep this gem in your rotation only between the months of, say, May and September. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Eric Grandy

PS. Ballet has new menus.

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grandy, this is one of my favorite things you have ever posted here. kudos, my friend.

Posted by kerri harrop | October 5, 2007 4:34 PM
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Grandy, I concurrr (sic) with Kerri. Kudos.

Quick question: Isn't it "white pants" (not white shoes) that shouldn't be worn after Labor Day? Or, have I been messing this up my whole life?

Big up to Ballet.

Posted by Kid Hops | October 5, 2007 6:45 PM
3

Luckily, I've never listened to that station.

Posted by rkpetersen | October 5, 2007 7:12 PM
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What do you mean Ballet has new menus?!!!? As in, new design or I can't gget Mock Chicken Pho anymore?

This is a sad day in Cap Hill dining if they messed with that menu!!! RAAAAWQWRRRR!!!!1ONE!!11

Posted by Beatfooder | October 5, 2007 7:26 PM
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@2: Everything I know about fashion etiquette I learned from Serial Mom

@4: Just new design. Your mock chicken is safe.

Posted by Eric Grandy | October 5, 2007 9:53 PM
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the tiga version is WAY better than the original anyway.

Posted by donte | October 8, 2007 5:49 PM

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