Video Blender Left Somone Off the Worst Lyricist List
posted by on October 21 at 13:18 PM
R. Kelly, y’all. Doin’ “Real Talk.”
Bad lyric: “I don’t know why you fuck with them jealous no-man-havin’ ass hos anyway.”
Badder lyric: “They don’t eat with us/They don’t sleep with us/Besides what they eat don’t make us shit/Real talk!”
(As for the fight at the end, I have no clue where that fits in with anything. If you have any theories on where the fuck that came from, speak up. Sometimes R. Kelly goes way over my head, apparently.)
Lyrically, though, if that’s not enough to make you die laughing/just die, here’s a look at the man’s improv skills:
“Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch munch munch munch munch… sluuurrrp!”
Happy Sunday.
R. Kelly is a genius and you know it.
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