Upcoming My Hate Crimes Against Panther
posted by on October 26 at 14:00 PM
Here’s my Stranger suggests for Monday night’s Architecture in Helsinki show at the Showbox:
Architecture in Helsinki(Music)
If you’re not in the mood for Joanna Newsom’s epic, medieval-fantasy song cycles at Benaroya tonight, consider seeing Architecture in Helsinki, Australia’s best export since Steve Irwin (RIP). The orch-pop sextet leaps from twee swooning to upside-down funk to aeronautic anthems with energy and ease. The Showbox’s spring-loaded floor is sure to be bouncing. Opening is Panther, Portland’s absurdist white-boy Prince, and nu-Italo disco darlings Glass Candy. It’s an oddly matched but totally brilliant bill. (Showbox at the Market, 1426 First Ave, 628-0888. 8 pm, $16, all ages.)
Here is the controversy.
Here is Panther’s last word on the matter:
haaaaaaa!! someone just told me that today,,no big deal,, i am half cuban sooo,, i could go either way,, but we have changed anyway!!! we are no longer white boy prince,,,,we are now white boy eddie money fronting the doors its more of a band now,,, seriously
That sounds fucking awesome!

I saw this Panther douche open for Zeigenbok Kopf at the Re-bar years ago. He looked and acted like Jon Spencer in Tai Kwan Do practice after being ditched by his band.
Jesus Christo! This sound like my worst nightmare! The Doors = worst band of all time.
correction: we are more like a douchey white boy john spencer eddie money fronting the red hot chili peppers xo
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