Song Re: Blender Left Somone Off the Worst Lyricist List
posted by on October 21 at 13:41 PM
Um, Megan, perhaps you forgot about a little nugget of lyrical gold called “Sex Planet”:
“I guarantee you’ll like it/It’ll take your breath away/Gonna get you so excited/Once I’ve tasted your milky way”
“I’m about to twinkle and touch your soul/Once I am touring to your black hole (baby uhh)”
“Girl I promise this will be painless (painless)/We’ll take a trip to planet Uranus”
R Kelly = Greatest Poet Alive. Case Closed.
In addition, you simply can't argue with Trapped in the Closet. It is impossible.
Or the breakdown in "Sex in the Kitchen": "GIRL! I'M! REA-! DY! TO! TOSS! YOUR! SAL-! AD!"
"There's a fine line between stupid and clever."
Can we make this a regular thing on Line Out? I'm 3/11ths joking
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