Line Out - Comments on Going Straight to Jail on a Crazy Train http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/11/going_straight_to_jail_on_a_crazy_train From a press release sent by Ozzy Osbourne's publicity company: Since when does the lure of an Ozzy Osbourne concert become the impetus for a sting operation by one local sheriff? That's what an outraged Osbourne would like to... Copyright 2008 Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:58:33 -0800 Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:24:56 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by otla "OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal."

]]> otla http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/11/going_straight_to_jail_on_a_crazy_train#c840362 http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/11/going_straight_to_jail_on_a_crazy_train#c840362 News Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:53:02 -0800 Comment by gillsans Another case of Life-as-The-Simpsons.

"I mailed these bogus prize certificates to every scofflaw in Springfield. When they show up for their free motor boats we arrest them and beat them to the full extent of the law."

"You're under arrest slime bag, what's this punk in here for Lou?"
"235 unpaid parking tickets, totaling $175."
"I hope you brought you're check book, wise guy."
"You lousy cops. Lucky for you I'm double parked. Now, can I please have my motor boat!?"

"Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat?"
"I didn't like it, the mast had termites."
"Why would our motorboat have a mast?"
"Because ... the thingy was ... shut up."

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