Last Night Mop Sink = Good Enough
posted by on November 29 at 8:21 AM
Pony’s last night ever was pretty packed—punishing lines to get drinks and punishing lines to go to the bathroom—so this guy I was standing with said, “Let’s go back to that sink.” Ah yes, that sink. I’d watched a friend of mine, a writer for Entertainment Weekly, hoist herself up onto that counter and pee in that sink just a week earlier. And then I’d peed in it.
But when we got back to the sink some guy was puking into it, with another guy looking on and stroking his hair and talking to him. We waited but the vomiting/talking/hair-stroking was taking forever. Then part of the wall split open and some guy stumbled out and said, “I just peed in the mop sink.” And sure enough, behind this nailed-shut-and-then-broken-open door was a broom-closet-shaped space with a drain in the floor. I peed into the drain and watched the vomiting man.
yikes.
why did you pee on the sink while your friend was sitting on it? didn't you get pee all over her?
not even in college...disgusting.
thanks. this just cured me of being sad that pony is being torn down.
Fuck yeah.
"Then part of the wall split open and some guy stumbled out and said, “I just peed in the mop sink.” And sure enough, behind this nailed-shut-and-then-broken-open door was a broom-closet-shaped space with a drain in the floor. I peed into the drain and watched the vomiting man."
That is absolutely beautiful. One of the greatest things I have ever read in the Stranger.
Nice,
Definately a high class joint that should symbolize the gay community.
Get some self respect guys. You don't have to hang out in toilets like this!
Oh, Ecce. How could you. Posting a comment to a post by Christopher? It's like you're cheating on me.
Chris, of course, is too polite to mention that I was the puking man and Ecce was lovingly stroking my hair, the dear. And now he's betrayed me. It's over, Ecce. Over.
And Dan says this is his favorite gay bar in Seattle. I think that says it all boys.
Hilarious Dan,
But you are not fit to drink my piss.
I just want to congratulate Christopher for posting about something tangentially relating to his penis and not reminding us how fucking huge it is.
Yes, Jubilation @11, that is true.
I was the recepient a few years ago of the DVD, "16-D", a day in the life of Frizzelle's big big feet. It was awesome.
Maybe I should enter it in next year's Hump! festival?
I'm with Trent.
Beautiful.
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