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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

This Week in International Crack

posted by on November 14 at 17:34 PM

undies.JPGTokyo has weird shit. In a grocery store, next to the fruits and vegetables, there was a gimp-ball section. You know, the red ball that is strapped into your mouth that you wear when you put on your black leather gimp suit? Well, this is where they come from. The gimp ball has less nutrients than an apple though. Then there were these:

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Sushi in the Shibuya district rolls out on conveyer belts everywhere. You can not fathom how tender and perfect it is. I have the salmon rolls on auto feed. This morning, a conveyer belt hydraulically ejected out of the wall in my hotel room and deposited three salmon rolls into my mouth before I was even awake.

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See i been trying to sell my own Black Man underwear for years without much luck. The Night Manager at Jack N The Box lacks a little something i like to call 'vision'.


P.S. Cow Rise?

Posted by lar | November 14, 2007 5:59 PM
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Low rise. But Cow Rise, that's your Jack N The Box connection.

Posted by trent moorman | November 14, 2007 6:08 PM
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どんだけ!

Posted by Ikko | November 14, 2007 7:01 PM
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I used to live in South Korea, and there was a bar there in the ritzy part of Seoul called "Uncle Tom's Cabin." There was also a video game I came across on the street with a punching bag on it called "Super Black Punch" and it had (surprise!), a black man's face on the punching bag.
That "Black Man Underwear" thing is interesting, but I think you're barely scratching the surface of East Asian racism Trent.

Posted by E | November 15, 2007 11:42 AM
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if you don't know, now you know, gaijin.

www.engrish.com

Posted by cosby | November 15, 2007 1:36 PM

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