If you care about Spin, who cares about Kanye, who doesn’t like George Bush, who doesn’t care about black people, who don’t have desirable credit ratings:

“I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken. It’s all these things at once, because, as a tastemaker, I find the best of everything. There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black.”

Miss West, you cannot be in a Kid Sister nail salon video, pose with Jeremy Scott and Cory Kennedy, use the word “bespoke,” and not expect us to think you’re the living, breathing incarnation of On the Down Low.

Um, can I smell your dick, at this time?