Love Merry Christmas, Whore Moans!
posted by on December 21 at 16:09 PM
News to me: Apparently the Whore Moans used to live in my house. I got a Christmas card for them in the mail today. At first I thought it was a joke letter to my roommate who has very loud sex, so I opened it. I learned quickly it was actually meant for the band. It reads:
“Hola assholes: MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR! We plan to attend many shows in the new year so keep practicing, slackers! We love you whores! Tracy, Colly, Stanly, Wally & Jules Mae.”
There is also a photo. Three of those names belong to dogs.
So yeah, Merry Christmas from those people.
thanks Mr. Kirby for the forward and shout out, next year maybe you'll get another card from our pack - ho, ho, ho!
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