So there’s a million parties tonight. What are you doing for new year’s eve? Here’s my rough itinerary (house parties and hotels not included):

ENCHANTMENT UNDER THE SEA DANCE

DJs Pretty Titty, Fourcolorzack, Curtis, and Paul Devro will hit your bodyrock all night long. Semiformal attire encouraged and a champagne toast at midnight. Moe Bar/Neumo’s VIP Room, 925 E Pike St. 8 pm, $20, 21+.

NEW YEAR’S AT THE CHA CHA LOUNGE

DJs Damaged Goods and Babyfeather will provide the soundtrack to your drink specials. Cha Cha Lounge, 1013 E Pike St (basement). 8 pm, free, 21+.

THE LASHES RECORD-RELEASE PARTY

Be the first to get the new Lashes record, Thank You Side A, and then be the first to pass out in the bathroom. With the Trucks, Feral Children, Flying Fox, and more. Comet Tavern, 922 E Pike St. 9 pm, $12, 21+.

See, last year I went to a house party up north, then the big Decibel throw-down in West Seattle, and while they were both fun in their own ways I spent way too much of my new year’s eve in cabs. So this year, I’m sticking to the neighborhood, specifically the new nexus of Capitol Hill nightlife, the intersection of 10th & Pike and the surrounding streets: Neumo’s, Moe Bar, the Comet, the Cha Cha, Havana, and more, all in cork-popping distance of each other. No cabs, only drunken stumbling.