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Comment by cosby

cosby — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:38:23 -0800

how about:

* dave matthews and you agree to an inside joke where he refers to his backing band as 'the e street band' for one entire show.
* dave matthews misappropriates the history of southern music for your amusement.
* dave matthews admits he's not as cool as james brown arranger david matthews.
* dave matthews takes a shit on your town's highway overpass.
* dave matthews apologizes for that whole dave matthews thing.

Comment by Would That One Do Good?

Would That One Do Good? — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:50:50 -0800

Dave Matthews has his assistant placate you?

Comment by cochise.

cochise. — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:51:11 -0800

-or-

dave matthews trains you on how to maximize your schedule for maximum success.

Comment by Ari Spool

Ari Spool — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:23:39 -0800

I would really like to have a video of Dave Matthews sitting in front of a white wall, making the "world's smallest violin" motion.

Imagine all the times that would come in handy!

Comment by Paulus

Paulus — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:31:02 -0800

Dave Matthews Hand-Job.

Comment by don

don — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:19:35 -0800

DMB play Captin Beefheart and the Magic Band songs all night.
Dave becomes an acid casualty and makes several patchwork LPs living alone in an empty flat above Radio Shack in the U District.

Comment by yearning

yearning — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:37:42 -0800

dm leaves a vm on your cell about why you should leave a message and why he thinks that wearing outdated shirts and khaki's are appropriate costumes to wear on stage despite hippy minded yuppies having to pay lots of moolah for a ticket to a 30 day stint at the gorge.

Comment by Crash Into Something Else Already

Crash Into Something Else Already — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:39:38 -0800

Dave shares a Teva moment with you and your dog.

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:40:07 -0800

Thanks to my latent skills in the realm of transdimensional particle physics (and with the help of a malfunctioning toaster), I have been able to access the 2008 Strangercrombie Catalogue:

"Dave Matthews agrees to retire from the music business, destroying all master tapes currently held in his possesion, and will embark on a new career as bodyguard for Bill O'Reilly.

Starting Bid: $50.00
Value: Priceless"

Comment by Morgan

Morgan — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:53:52 -0800

I like Dave Matthews.

Comment by Bill Dub

Bill Dub — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:00:37 -0800

Morgan, this ain't your fuckin' 12 step meeting.

Comment by katie ..

katie .. — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:44:13 -0800

"I would really like to have a video of Dave Matthews sitting in front of a white wall, making the "world's smallest violin" motion"

props, mad props to you love - brilliant~

Comment by Ashley

Ashley — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:52:15 -0800

Since Dave is such a supporter of organic farming and healthy farming practices, what if he sent the winner a basket of veggies grown from his farm in Virginia- or better yet a case of wine from his Virginia winery? No one from Seattle turns down wine!