my X cover band is going for some schooling.

Billy Zoom is the scariest obvious sexual predator I've ever seen in person (yet is balanced by Doe and Bonebrake's inoffensive hunkiness). It was worth the price of admission last time to gawk at his freaky Cryptkeeper ass. Yuck.

I'll take "The Unheard Music" and Dangerhouse-era outtakes, and continue living in the past, thanks.

I thought the entire original lineup played their last show at the Showbox a few years back - or wasn't Bonebrake a part of that?

I was sort of drunk at the time...

Ari, did you miss out on the band's four or five reunion tours of the past decade? I've seen 'em three times in the past seven years (as well as The Knitters, which is 3/4 of 'em playing slower fare). Expect a solid show.

they play here yearly.

now why is this show different from the rest?

because you've just "discovered" them?

Saw them a coupla times here over the past 10 years. This guaranteed to be an amazing show.

Exene looks like trailer trash, and a little like that hooker on "Earl." And that's the way we like her.
Billy Zoom -- Lean, clean ax machine never breaks a sweat.
DJ -- all-around musician's musician.
John Doe has a great voice and is so hot but doesn't know it. He looks like he oughtta be a mechanic. Wish he were -- then I'd remember to get my 3,000-mile lube jobs. LOVE HIM.

Still bad. Still screechy. Still off tune.

Doe is the only talent.

This is the first time they've come to Seattle and not played a 21+ show, but incidentally, this is also the first time they've come to Seattle when I've been over 21.

Jeez!

suck it, seen-it-alls!
see ya in there spool.