Sound Check Boysenberry Syrup & 47,600,000
posted by February 8 at 15:07 PMon
Genesis made $47,600,000 from touring in 2007. (Rolling Stone 2/7/08.)
I did not know there was that much crack in the world.
I made the mistake one time of falling asleep after watching the video for the Genesis song “Land of Confusion”. It’s the one where Nancy and Ronald Reagan are in bed with a monkey and at the end Ron accidentally hits the ‘nuke’ button.
That night I dreamt I lived in the orangutan cage at a zoo exhibit on the planet Tralfamadore (from Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five). The only thing they would feed us was shark meat with boysenberry syrup on it. The only thing they would give us to drink was Tab cola.
The orangutans spoke English with Latino-Mexican accents and played the board game Chutes and Ladders for like 10 hours a day. They constantly cheated. They also swung on ropes.
I don’t like boysenberry syrup anymore.