Media Do You Hate Yourself?
posted by on February 20 at 10:11 AM
Prove it by watching the (dear god even typing the words makes me want to vomit) the just-surfaced Gene Simmons sex tape.
It’s NSFW, obviously. It’s also one of the more depressing sex acts you’ll ever see. Can it be that Gene Simmons has created the world’s first effective piece of abstinence education?
Apologies to all, especially that poor hooker who can’t bear to kiss Simmons on the mouth.
Thank you, Fleshbot. (Link NSFW)
I can't wait to get home from school to watch this tasty morsel!
I haven't argued with myself so hard about whether to click or not click to play a video, since, what, the MR. HANDS video??
Of course I did.
Yuck, and much like Mr. Hands, I now wish I didn't.
I'm waiting for the Mick Mars sex tape.
Stay in school, Casey.
for some reason i have a really hard time passing up an opportunity to see a male celebrity naked, almost always against my better judgement.
why would he leave his pants around his ankles like that?
Jeff at 6: That's called "class."
For some reason I misread this as
"Richard Simmons sex tape"...
"Simmons on Simmons"?
I'd pay to see that.
What, no tongue? I watched all that and there was no tongue!
Sometimes I wish I could unsee things.
the weirdest part is how he's casually chewing gum.
That might be one of the most hilarious/scaring things I've ever seen. And boring all at the same time.
This confirms what I've always suspected, Gene wastes his God-given abilities in every area of his life.
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