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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Do You Hate Yourself?

posted by on February 20 at 10:11 AM


Prove it by watching the (dear god even typing the words makes me want to vomit) the just-surfaced Gene Simmons sex tape.

It’s NSFW, obviously. It’s also one of the more depressing sex acts you’ll ever see. Can it be that Gene Simmons has created the world’s first effective piece of abstinence education?

Apologies to all, especially that poor hooker who can’t bear to kiss Simmons on the mouth.

Thank you, Fleshbot. (Link NSFW)

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I can't wait to get home from school to watch this tasty morsel!

Posted by Casey Catherwood | February 20, 2008 12:49 PM

I haven't argued with myself so hard about whether to click or not click to play a video, since, what, the MR. HANDS video??

Of course I did.

Yuck, and much like Mr. Hands, I now wish I didn't.

Posted by KELLY O | February 20, 2008 2:40 PM

I'm waiting for the Mick Mars sex tape.

Posted by Paulus | February 20, 2008 3:44 PM

Stay in school, Casey.

Posted by Eric Grandy | February 20, 2008 4:06 PM

for some reason i have a really hard time passing up an opportunity to see a male celebrity naked, almost always against my better judgement.

Posted by brandon | February 20, 2008 4:21 PM

why would he leave his pants around his ankles like that?

Posted by Jeff Kirby | February 20, 2008 4:38 PM

Jeff at 6: That's called "class."

Posted by David Schmader | February 20, 2008 4:53 PM

For some reason I misread this as
"Richard Simmons sex tape"...

Posted by banjoboy | February 20, 2008 4:57 PM

"Simmons on Simmons"?

I'd pay to see that.

Posted by Paulus | February 20, 2008 5:02 PM

What, no tongue? I watched all that and there was no tongue!

Posted by Kiss Fan | February 20, 2008 6:29 PM

Sometimes I wish I could unsee things.

Posted by AMB | February 21, 2008 8:26 AM

the weirdest part is how he's casually chewing gum.

Posted by greg | February 21, 2008 8:41 AM

That might be one of the most hilarious/scaring things I've ever seen. And boring all at the same time.

Posted by UC | February 21, 2008 12:45 PM

This confirms what I've always suspected, Gene wastes his God-given abilities in every area of his life.

Posted by Ace Frehley | February 21, 2008 4:20 PM

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