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Monday, February 11, 2008

Dolly’s Boobs Cancel Tour

posted by on February 11 at 14:59 PM

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton’s breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.

Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

“Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems,” the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

The tour was due to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of “Backwoods Barbie,” her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years. She hopes to hit the road in late April.

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Unless Dolly gets a(nother?) breast reduction, resting for six weeks will do exactly jack shit for her back pain in the long run. I say this as a licensed bodyworker. If those things are putting her in that much pain, keeping her from living how she wants, then she should get them sized down a few notches... Resting won't help anything except her stress level. (Which has nothing to do with the pull of her boobs on her low back.) Srsly.

Posted by Katelyn | February 11, 2008 11:42 PM

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