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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Puffy Says Man Walked into His Fist

posted by on February 19 at 12:26 PM

duddy.jpgFaux Rapper – Cologne Mogul, Puff Diddy Daddy claims that the man who is suing him over a fight outside the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood is the one to blame.

Duddy Diddy says (in

The man continued moving toward me and, without warning, lunged at me. Instinctively, I outstretched one of my hands to shield myself. Any contact between this guy and myself was caused by his forward motion against my stationary open hand.

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maybe this is wrong, but if i had money like diddy, i'd punch people all the time just because.

Posted by cosby | February 19, 2008 12:32 PM

Ha ha.

If I had money like Diddy, I think I'd walk around nude and wipe peanut butter on people's faces. Or maybe just be nude. And then start my own cologne line.

Posted by trent moorman | February 19, 2008 12:43 PM

Getting your ass kicked by Puff Daddy would be extra embarassing, wouldn't it?

Posted by flamingbanjo | February 19, 2008 12:47 PM

I know, but GOD, if you could get him to sock you once -- then you throw on a neck brace and you get a yacht. Right?

Anyone remember the Brady Bunch where they dinged a guy in a parking lot, and he showed up in court with a neck brace?

Posted by trent moorman | February 19, 2008 12:52 PM

I suppose you could sue for "emotional distress" on the grounds that getting beaten up by P Diddy Dinky Doodle would permanently damage your self-esteem. But the neckbrace is a must, I agree.

Posted by flamingbanjo | February 19, 2008 12:56 PM

Yes Trent! Didn't daddy Mike drop his briefcase with a bang, causing neck brace dude to turn quickly, illustrating that his neck wasn't really fucked up?

Amazing what the mind holds on to for over 30 years.

Posted by Paulus | February 19, 2008 2:23 PM

You are correct, my Paulus! You win the Puffy yacht.

Posted by trent moorman | February 19, 2008 2:29 PM

Faux-Rapper, that is good, Mr. Moorman.

Posted by BenS | February 19, 2008 6:21 PM

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