Song Apropos of Midnight
posted by on March 18 at 23:59 PM
Tonight at the Safeway at 15th Avenue and East John, a woman was putting the whitest products imaginable onto the conveyor belt—two 12 packs of Little Debbie Nutty Bars, a Rubbermaid pitcher called Mixer Mate, a copy of Brides magazine, a giant box of Lipton tea, and a bag of mini carrots—while Toto’s song “Africa” played from the speakers in the ceiling.
Can someone please take away Frizzelle's keys to LineOut?
Best grocery store conveyor belt unload I ever saw was a box of fried chicken, two tall boys of oe, and a douche. Bitch was going to party.
that safeway always feels like a foreign country not worth visiting when there are two nearer QFCs.
I agree w/ #3. Very keen inference, Josh!
Er, I mean Christopher.
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