Why not just buy the old Croc Cafe and rebrand it as Seattle's premiere live music venue/shoe store?
Sweet, now those people that lose a shoe crowd-surfing at Bumbershoot or in the pit at the Showbox can pick up a new pair of shoes at the merch stand. Too bad AEG can't partner with Cocaine and Whores instead, it might make their corporate rock shows more fun.
Yes, this totally means there will be limited edition red and black U2 Crocs.
Frikkin hell yeah.
i hope those limited edition u2 crocs fund the miraculous end of suffering worldwide through the kind of comfort that only shoes with holes in them can provide.
I fucking hate Crocs too, but they're better than flip-flops. Marginally, but there you have it.
Also, there is a douchey industrial rock schmoe in Pioneer Square who wears Crocks with spikes in them with a Utilikilt. I'm not kidding.
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