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Monday, March 17, 2008

“I’m Not Ready For the Wild Thing”

posted by on March 17 at 12:14 PM

Adfreak has a video of Urkel, back in his heyday, rapping about abstinence. I love that the chorus is “Contents under pressure/I just might blow.”

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i am now convinced that t.g.i.f. brainwashed their child stars. look at his eyes; he's totally on some patty hurst shit. if they wanted him to rob a bank, he would've - any teenage (twenty-something?) male would rather rob a bank than tell america that he's not ready for the wild thing.

Posted by cosby | March 17, 2008 12:41 PM

Why does Urkel love Absinthe so much?

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 17, 2008 1:14 PM

Kinda weird that he raps like Jaleel talks when not acting, but his character is Urkel. Bad move.

Posted by manic preacha | March 17, 2008 1:41 PM

I have the sex ed video from the early 90's that that's from. It's pretty great.

Tom Cruise makes an appearance talking about safe sex and Sinbad dresses up like a condom and does a cheerleading number.

Posted by carney | March 17, 2008 1:53 PM

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