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Comment by Jeff Kirby

Jeff Kirby — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:42:51 -0800

I think Joose tastes much better than its competitors. Smooth, not much carbonation, easy to drink fast. 9.9% alcohol. Don't sip the Hatorade, Grandy. Sometimes you need to embrace your inner-unemployed.

Comment by danmohr

danmohr — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:51:29 -0800

Isn't this the punchline to the old "What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue" joke?

I really don't like the idea of exceptionally drunk people having lots of energy. I appreciate the mercy that is the passed out drunk.

Comment by trent moorman

trent moorman — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:59:03 -0800

Might I suggest the Brass Monkey.

Comment by Jeff Kirby

Jeff Kirby — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:16:46 -0800

The Brass Monkey has been my staple for several years now. I normally don't go for the "energy beer" unless i know it's going to be a long night. Nothing beats OE/OJ for the price.

Comment by Casey

Casey — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:23:43 -0800

Joose is truly the Juggalo's choice. Kirby would know.

Comment by ndrwmtsn

ndrwmtsn — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:33:43 -0800

lol @ joose

sparks 7.0 obv. owns

Comment by cosby

cosby — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:50:24 -0800

i'm not feeling sparks 7.0. maybe it's because it was at room temperature (or more) when i drank it, but it was like battery acid. i'll stick to the 6.0.

Comment by "Lee"

"Lee" — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:17:14 -0800

7.0 scared me at first but now it's part of my routine whenever I have to do anything that requires being up after 12am. I am starting to feel really old.

Joose is gross, but did anyone see that Seattle Weekly article a few weeks back where they were blaming it for subverting the Alcohol Impact Zones around town? that I do have to give them props for. fuck the Man and his classist alcohol laws.

Comment by bunnypuncher

bunnypuncher — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:05:01 -0800

Whatever happened to just getting drunk? Mixing caffeine and booze is for frat boys and hipsters.

Comment by Karen Andolfson

Karen Andolfson — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:31:45 -0800

Energy b00z3 is enough of an objective experience that logos and such are second to it's ALC/VOL and whether or not I'd end up in the hospital after having one. I'm convinced that JOOSE is never a "good" idea but if I must...I'm with Kribby on this one.

Comment by Ben

Ben — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:21:59 -0800

What the hell is a Juggalo?

Jugs + Bimbo is my guess, but that's a new one to me. I suddenly feel old.

Comment by monkeyshine

monkeyshine — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:26:39 -0800

Malt Liquor is bad idea no matter what you mix it with IMHO. Coffee and bonghits on the other hand... ;)

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:27:16 -0800

I thought Fago was for Juggalos...

Comment by Gabriel

Gabriel — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:35:05 -0800

Juggalos are people that see this when they fire up FireFox.

Comment by Abe

Abe — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:26:37 -0800

a good intro to the world of the evil clowns: http://whatisajuggalo.com/

the "success stories/mailbag" is absolutely hilarious, frightening, and riveting.

Joose is finally hitting critical mass! Two of those for under $4 is a great way to get the parted started (bro)

Comment by Abe

Abe — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:28:03 -0800

err "party" rather - yes, I had a couple last night...

Comment by Brian

Brian — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:38:48 -0800

Everyone knows that (green) Tilt is the best alternaholic beverage to be had. It's like the sweet nectar that drips off the gods' collective ballsacks.