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Kool Keith and Tracy Morgan are the same person.
Word. The two of them occupy the same comedic space in two separate mediums. This is a short, incomplete list of striking similarities:
Black Elvis – Black Thomas Jefferson
“Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols” – “I am a stabbing robot! (see also, “I am a Jedi!”)
Diesel Truckers – Gordon Tremeshco
Dr. Octagon – Dr. Spaceman (not actually him, but his doctor)
Any lyric on Sex Style – Anything Morgan says sex related: “Me and my wife like to play ‘rape.’”
They’re both hilarious in the same way, and it's a brand of comedy unique to the two of them. Therefore, by my logic, they must actually be the same person.
fuck. i'm sold.
What else is on your mind-grapes, Kirby?
Mr. J, Mr. J!
I think you're on to something here.
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