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Comment by I'm a Nuclear Bomb

I'm a Nuclear Bomb — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:27:24 -0800

Hi guys, Calvin here. I can't confirm or deny these rumors at this point in time. Know this, Doug and I are working on new material and we've been practicing a bit. We hope you will hold tight until we meet with the people of Miller Brewing to ensure that IF the Halo Benders do decide to play we will be rewarded with a Halo Bender's tune in the new Miller Genuine Draft ad campaign.

I hope you can be patient with us,
-Calvin

Comment by gillsans

gillsans — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:25:47 -0800

yawn. I saw the Halo Benders with Gas Huffer at the block party in '98! (My highlight was the burned-out hippie smoking a joint on the street wearing cutoff jeans that his balls were totally hanging out of)

Comment by Frank

Frank — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:31:58 -0800

I heard the Shins are playing Block Party instead of the SP20th.

Comment by Bah

Bah — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:29:33 -0800

I heard the secret guest was Iron Maiden...ROCK!!

Comment by cosby

cosby — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:07:21 -0800

nirvana reunion with scott weiland pls. thx!

Comment by Chris Estey

Chris Estey — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:02:36 -0800

FUCK SHIT UP!!!

Whoops, wrong Johnson collaboration.

Comment by pat

pat — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:01:23 -0800

I heard that this year capitol hill block party is the festival version of ripping out the stuffing of your childhood teddy bear to make a trendy satchel.

Comment by bobcat

bobcat — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:58:09 -0800

actually the secret band is called "C.H.A.-C.H.A" aka Capitol Hill Alliance (of) Crappy Hipster Allstars. It's all the shitty bands The Stranger writes about combined into one super fraggle fest. Get out the tear gas.

Comment by Paul Lopez

Paul Lopez — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:42:25 -0800

Its Devotchka. Yawn.