RIP HELP ME
posted by April 30 at 14:38 PMon
Someone please, please, PLEASE, take The Stranger’s music internship off of my hands. It has been month after grueling month of “do this” and “do that”, and I simply can’t take it anymore. While I can’t promise they’ll give you school credit or sign any papers to prove you were an intern, I can promise that Eric Grandy will drive you into the ground with pointless crap to do. Megan Seling, despite what you may think, is a raging beast in person, and the office gets really stuffy at times. Candidates with allergies should rethink their ambitions. I hear Quiznos is hiring.
If this sounds fun, which it isn’t, you should totally send your applications to firstname.lastname@example.org
I pine for a night of sleep without clublist related nightmares haunting my slumber so…
SEND! SEND! SEND! APPLY! APPLY! THIS IS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME!