Shit Talk Is Weezer Pimping My Ride?
posted by April 22 at 10:56 AMon
The new Weezer album is almost certainly going to be a steaming, highly-polished turd. No one’s being “punk’d”, sadly—Weezer have just slowly and steadily devolved into a reliably terrible band apparently dead set on eclipsing past glories with the worst kind of alt-rock radio dreck conceivable (see: “Beverly Hills,” “Pork & Beans,” et al). At this point, holding out hope for these guys is like repeatedly forgiving an abusive boyfriend (see: cowboy hat, gut, mustache). Even if that cover is a farce, you can bet the album will sound as bad as it looks.