Last Night Slats Update & Conversation
posted by on April 10 at 2:44 AM
Through the air of the darkened 10th and Pike corner, there appeared the mystical figure of Slats. He leaned leisurely upon the fire hydrant with one leg crossed half sitting, engrossed in a cell phone conversation. I approached and asked him his thoughts on making it to the International Line Out Finals.
He acknowledged and was jovial. I asked him what he was going to do if he won. He said, “I don’t know. It depends on what I win. I voted for Crunchberries and John Oates.”
I told him if he wins, he gets to be President of the Stranger for a day. And that he would also get a biscuit from KFC.
God Line Out sucks. Every time I make an attempt to come over here, I'm immediately repelled.
Then beat it douche bag. And don't come back.
Slats better win this shit. I don't know anyone who know who or what Barfly looks like, but EVERYBODY knows of Slats.
Mr. P-encil Riot with the 8:25 AM immediate repelling. You are repelled by a small Slats post, but not the other stuff here on Line Out? Hmmm. OK.
Didn't you get the memo about the 'No Hate Before 9 AM Rule'?
I never learned how to tell time.
Mmmm, those KFC biscuits are sure good.
But I voted for Barfly anyway.
lol @ "least well"
I move that Jackie Hell runs as a 3rd party candidate.
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