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Friday, April 11, 2008

Today in White Rappers

posted by on April 11 at 11:39 AM

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The good: Eminem will perform at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday bash.

The bad: Vanilla Ice has been charged with domestic battery.

The fugly: Insane Clown Posse continues to exist.

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1

I never knew Vanilla Ice's real name was Van Winkle. He looks great. They should just keep him in jail.

Posted by trent moorman | April 11, 2008 12:16 PM
2

White rappers again?

Damn, G. Some white guy always tryin' to keep the whiteman down.

Like all we're good for is corporate piracy eating mayonaise and wearing A&F or climbing the wall at REI, playing electric guitar and acting on white guilt.

I'll have you know that some of us actually aspire to struggle like we're poor. Some of us really do act on our cultural envy and are quite adept at it!

White rappers were funny (again)last year.

Birds still determined to fly, 30 years after Armstrong touched the moon. Now there's your humorous commentary.

I bid you good day, sir.

Posted by Ra "Food Diet McFixybike" Saigon | April 11, 2008 12:34 PM
3

i can't help thinking that the 'good' one is 'bad' and the 'bad' one is 'good'(sorta)

FOOD DIET!

Posted by lar | April 11, 2008 1:55 PM
4

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

Posted by Eric Grandy | April 11, 2008 1:59 PM
5

I wanna know about the white rapper in the photo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTDRqQtPO8

Posted by KELLY O | April 11, 2008 2:22 PM
6

We're gonna get you for this, Schmader!

Posted by La Coka Nosestraw | April 11, 2008 2:23 PM
7

6: Do your worst!

Frankly, it would be an honor to be murdered/spammed/doused with mustard by anyone with such a hilarious internet nickname.

Posted by David Schmader | April 11, 2008 2:52 PM
8

lol

DS, Ask Larry Mizell to explain to you why post #6 is funny.

Meanwhile, please enjoy this video...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=55uPb-wgDFs

Posted by Victory Records | April 11, 2008 4:31 PM
9

NOOOO
Riviera Regime!!!!!

Posted by lar | April 11, 2008 5:59 PM
10

They're too good to be true. It's so unintentionally hilarious.

How do they not know?

This guy is really lifting weights with panyhose on over his face.

Like someone might I.D. him and drop a dime for being too buff?

Hilarious.

Schmader, La Coka Nostra is comin' for yoooouuu! They're bringing Riviera Regime and no amount Paul Verhoeven props can shield you from really angry buff white dudes with pantyhose on their heads!

RRRAAAAWWRRRR!!!

Posted by Hickory Vectors | April 11, 2008 11:45 PM
11

What? You people too good to make some comments about Jooze and ICP this time around?

Posted by Gabriel | April 12, 2008 2:38 AM

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