I never knew Vanilla Ice's real name was Van Winkle. He looks great. They should just keep him in jail.

White rappers again?

Damn, G. Some white guy always tryin' to keep the whiteman down.

Like all we're good for is corporate piracy eating mayonaise and wearing A&F or climbing the wall at REI, playing electric guitar and acting on white guilt.

I'll have you know that some of us actually aspire to struggle like we're poor. Some of us really do act on our cultural envy and are quite adept at it!

White rappers were funny (again)last year.

Birds still determined to fly, 30 years after Armstrong touched the moon. Now there's your humorous commentary.

I bid you good day, sir.

i can't help thinking that the 'good' one is 'bad' and the 'bad' one is 'good'(sorta)

FOOD DIET!

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

I wanna know about the white rapper in the photo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTDRqQtPO8

We're gonna get you for this, Schmader!

6: Do your worst!

Frankly, it would be an honor to be murdered/spammed/doused with mustard by anyone with such a hilarious internet nickname.

lol

DS, Ask Larry Mizell to explain to you why post #6 is funny.

Meanwhile, please enjoy this video...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=55uPb-wgDFs

NOOOO
Riviera Regime!!!!!

They're too good to be true. It's so unintentionally hilarious.

How do they not know?

This guy is really lifting weights with panyhose on over his face.

Like someone might I.D. him and drop a dime for being too buff?

Hilarious.

Schmader, La Coka Nostra is comin' for yoooouuu! They're bringing Riviera Regime and no amount Paul Verhoeven props can shield you from really angry buff white dudes with pantyhose on their heads!

RRRAAAAWWRRRR!!!

What? You people too good to make some comments about Jooze and ICP this time around?