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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Tournament Poll: The Finals

posted by on April 9 at 13:41 PM

Who will be crowned International Line Out Champion?

Barfly – The Verbal Sirloin Shot Putter from the Saturday Knights?
or
Slats - The Broadway Brawler from Pain Cocktail?

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(Final Four - here.) And the tip off:

And the consolation finals:

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1

What? How did it come down to these two? This contest was rigged! Rigged, I say!!! Shoulda been Lemmy vs. EYE in a fight to the death!

Posted by Levislade | April 9, 2008 2:19 PM
2

I think finals should be Kaz vs. Crunchberries.

This is bullshit.

Posted by Anna | April 9, 2008 2:25 PM
3

I think *THE* Finals... Of course.

Posted by Anna | April 9, 2008 2:26 PM
4

I liked the Are You a Hipster poll.

Clearly if you are voting John Oates, you are a hipster and you know you are a hipster.

Posted by Otter | April 9, 2008 3:00 PM
5

If Slats loses I am calling shenanigans.

Do people constantly see him in crowds and in bars and call his name and try to take his picture?

No.

Posted by I'm a Nuclear Bomb | April 9, 2008 6:20 PM
6

wake up & smell the barfly, bitches

Posted by lar | April 9, 2008 7:01 PM
7

this contest is incredibly lame.

Posted by merko | April 10, 2008 8:23 AM
8

Well then Merko, that's just boo fucking hoo for you. I'm on pins and needles for this thing. Praying for Slats.

Posted by Distortion Fix | April 10, 2008 11:30 AM
9

barfly ftw

Posted by lar | April 10, 2008 5:33 PM
10

I have seen Barfly fight off a pack of rabid twins, I have seen Barfly clap slower than the speed of gravel and I have seen Barfly drink his weight in Goldschlager flakes... NOT THE SCHLAGER ITSELF, JUST THE GOLDEN FLAKES!!!

And the only time I have seen Slats and Barfly in the same place, Slats was just a spectator while Barfly was the show's host... that kinda says something for status.

Still, losing to Slats is the equivalent of winning over St. Peter.

Posted by Billy the Fridge | April 10, 2008 5:41 PM
11

fridge FTW

Posted by ndrwmtsn | April 10, 2008 5:43 PM
12

The late BFly surge. The late run. Looks like he may have it.

When it comes down to the final minutes of the 4th Quarter, Barfly wants the rock. Like Jordan, everyone knows he's going to get it, but he still mystifies and takes it to the hole. Barfly needs his own underwear.

Posted by trent moorman | April 10, 2008 5:46 PM
13

Voting stops at noon on Friday.

Posted by The Ref | April 10, 2008 11:48 PM
14

GIVE HIM THE BELT
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES

Posted by lar | April 11, 2008 11:33 AM
15

Crunchberries?

SRSLY?

People are dumb.

Fruity Pebbles hast la madre!

Posted by Stinkberry | April 11, 2008 5:12 PM

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